Wednesday, June 21, 2006

Your Penis Name Is...

Squirmin' Herman the One-Eyed German
Penis Name Generator


I always wanted one. :D



Your Stripper Song Is

She Wants to Move by N.E.R.D.

"Her off beat dance makes me fantasize
(Her curves) She's sexy!!"

You are 100% sex appeal. As simple as that.
What Song Should You Strip To?


Thought so.

vane farted at 4:46 PM

Wednesday, June 14, 2006

The day I failed my driving test is the same day that I received an acceptance letter from a UK university.

I bet god's havin' loads of fun.

vane farted at 10:41 PM

Saturday, June 03, 2006

What is a dream when the same one is shared by so many people?

Is almost like a bunch of people wishing for the same thing, and there are only so many "Wish-Come-True" vouchers Ms Fairy Godmother has.

But at the same time, you cannot diminish the magnitude of the other dreams.

Neither can you acertain that those who received the voucher, are truly deserving of it.



Cheers, to nihilism.

vane farted at 9:19 PM