"A nervous scorpio? Well, you usually hide it so well but today your nerves threaten to get the better of you. You needn't worry about failure but do try and enjoy these challenges. You did, after all, set them up yourself."

My horoscope for today totally cracked me up. Hell yea, my perpetual laziness and unwillingness to do work/study has led to the inability to ace my exams..and for one paper, the threat of actually failing. But well, i'm gonna trust the stars if they are saying that i wont fail. hoho.

fuck the death penalty.