Tuesday, September 27, 2005

Application Form

Profile
Full Name: Ho Xi Huei Vanessa
Race: Chinese
Height: 1.61m
Weight: 53kg
Vital Stats: i really dont know
Status: Single, Virgin
Educational status: High School, barely making it
Financial Status: Enough for myself to spend, unwisely
Type: Rebellious, un-conservative, non-subservient wife
Religion: Atheism
Habits: Farts, burps, talks to myself
Hobbies and Interests: Sex. Sodomy. Food. pleasure seeking activities
Skin colour: Brown
Eye colour: Black
Hair colour: Half black, half brown, with the brown part streaked with light brown
Nail colour: Toe nails are green. Fingernails have scraps of nail polish on them.
Body modification(s): 5 normal lope piercings, one tragus, one anti-tragus, one navel, and more to come
Message: Desperate for love, sex, marriage and kids. Lusty. I want a man with a huge dick, hot bod, and lots of love.

Application Form
Fill in the blanks.

Full Name:
Race:
Height:
Weight:
Vital stats (yes please):
(virginal)Status:
Educational status:
Financial status (hide anything and DIE):
Type (of spouse that is):
Religion:
Habits:
Hobbies and Interest:
Skin colour:
Eye colour:
Hair colour:
Nail colour:
Body modification(s):

Why are you applying:
What makes you a cut above the others:
So why should i choose you:
Yea anymore?:
What are you expecting from me:
Any other message:

P.S.Females are equally eligible, if not more.

Email completed forms to ho_xihuei@hotmail.com or just add in my comment box that says "Feed Me".
Deadline: til death do i part from this world (because of lack of love).

cheers.

If you will accept me for who i am, i will expose every single inch of myself. But i know you can't. So i'll just keep to myself, and you can fuck off from my life.




But i know it's just me.

vane farted at 11:22 PM