I've decided: When i get married (IF would be a better word for WHEN, but i'll just use WHEN for the optimism), I'm going to tattoo my ring finger with some sort of a mark. This way, we'll never get divorced. HAH. Thanks desiree for putting that thought into my head.

By the way, just to clear some things up.. i AM going to have lots of pre marital sex. And if my husband cant really satisfy me (HMM?), i might just turn to male prostitutes. Using a condom. Because a condom means i dont get aids, and not another man's dick can enter my vagina. As in directly. haha. i'm mad.

OH. And i need to say this. MEN who are reading this: you DO know your scrotums are hanging out because they need to cool down right?
(Dont you think that's rather funny and pathetic??? haha. sorry. not a feminist thou. just found it amusing.)


nose ring and prozac nation,
vane